{The Johnny's Gangsta Rap}

Okay, so this is like, the most amazing thing ever. I just giggled into my pillow and I'm dying. Some Taguchi Junnosuke muse wrote it and it's... well, you'll see.

Yo, YO, YO, YO, YO ♪ ♪ ♪

Mic check one two one two!

We're the J, the BIG JE, J&A, JJJJJJ situated in JAPAN, HI-YAH
Started by a man
Does he have a tan?

His name is JOHNNY. JOHNNY. JOHNNY KITAGAWA
There's a store in America, HEY it's called WAWA

GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS
THERE'S NO GIRLS IN OUR WORLD
JUST BOYS BOYS TOO MANY BOYS
With drag costumes turned into our toys (SHOUT OUT TO TOMA-KUN, ACTOR EXTRAORDINAIRE)


We sing, we dance, we act, we flip
WE CAN DO EVERYTHING (WE CAN MAKE IT THROUGH, HI ARASHI)
WE DON'T SAY NO TO ANYTHING (EXCEPT ILLEGAL STUFF STUFF STUFF STUFF T_T)

DON'T BELIEVE THE RUMORS.

We have mad BANDS BANDS BANDS
Let me tell you son, LANDS LANDS LANDS was a one time only movie deal!

THIS RAP will now talk about some SMAP
YOU DON'T GIVE THEM SMACK
THEIR SENPAI POWERS AREN'T WIGGY WHACK


V6 V6 V6 DARLING DARLING
NO JUICE DRINK
THEIR MUSIC IS SICK

TOKIO IS THE BEST PUN, WHAT UP TOKYO BUT THERE'S ANOTHER ANOTHER...
I THINK KINKI KIDS EXPLAINS ITSELF ♪
BUT DON'T THINK KINKY, KINKY, KINKY
JE IS WHOLESOME
GOOD LIKE DIM SUM

THERE'S THE T AND T
TAKKI AND TSUBASA
THEY RAISED US SO WELL
YOU BETTER CALL THEM DA-DA




I AIN'T TROLLING, THEY SEE ME ROLLING...?

ARASHI ARASHI
FOR THE DREAM
A CRAZY STORM

ARASHI IN YOUR STORES
ARASHI IN YOUR SKIES
ARASHI IN YOUR BOOKS
ARASHI IN YOUR AWKWARD FAMILY DINNERS
ARASHI UNDER YOUR BED
ARASHI IN YOUR ANIME

NO I AIN'T LYING! I'm KAWAII-ING.

HEY!
WHAT TIME IS IT?
THE NEWS is on! DON'T TURN IT OFF.
KOI no ABO and LOOKING PRETTY IN THE SAKURA TREES

KANJANI8
THEY'RE TONS OF FUN
THEY ARE THE EIGHTO RANGERS
JUST BEWARE OF THEIR DANGERS

ARE YOU READY HOMEBOYS?

KAT-TUN is my HOME CRIB!
There's five of us!
HERE TO CHANGE UR WORLD with sexy hip thrusts we're the bad boys
THROW YOUR HANDS UP, MAKE SOME NOISE


HEY
SAY
JUMP!

YOU
KNOW
WHAT WHAT.


GONNA GIVE MAD GANGSTER PROPS OUT TO NYC! (Not New York City!)
THOUGH YOU CAN FIND JIN ROLLING IN LA
DOING HIS OWN THING, CHILLING AT A BAY (Why won't you call me! T___T)

CONGRATS KISS MY FT2
THEY'RE COMING TO A VENUE NEAR YOU


HOLLA

PEACE OUT

THIS WAS AN IRIGUCHI DEGUCHI TAGUCHI PO PO POST

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